Code Name D.A.D. … Defeat Anger Daily

Saturday’s high: 102

Today’s forecast high: 97

100-degree days in a row this year: 19 (#6 all time)

100-degree days so far this year: 42 (#7 all time)

Days last year: 18

Yearly average: 16

SOURCE: National Weather Service

3 of the hottest summers in DFW have been since my wife has moved here from Mississippi.

Yeah, my wife is HOT, and now I have proof. 

Dooce has taught me so much better, but this is one I have to vent about.

As previously reported, I was soon to be finally moved in to a more permanent manager position. I have been in what is known as an "acting manager" role the bulk of this year. This has been the equivalent of being a substitute teacher. Yes, I get the pay, and have the authority to take care of problems. I get to make decisions. But the groups I have been managing are not mine.

I would go into these groups with the mindset of "keeping the wheels turning." I didn’t/couldn’t make any monumental changes. I did not want to get too invested in these people because it was just a short term acting assignment.

 Well, about two weeks ago, it became official (as official as anything can be up there). I was being given my own group. My own people. My own little bundle of ulcers, problems, and people to destroy!!!!! Not only was I being given a group, the group I was being given was the same group that I was acting for. I could start making a difference immediately!!! I was keeping an awesome technical expert and we had plans. We were going to make this group the BEST.

Fast forward to this Thursday.  I get to spend two days at a leadership conference. During day 2, I am pulled out of the conference and informed that there had been a change in plans. I am getting a different group. Not the one I am currently acting for. I do not know who these people are.

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 I ended up going to work yesterday and being totally worthless. I did the job, but did it to the minimal. Why commit to this group when I will be gone in days / weeks? Why put forth any effort when, as soon as the old boss gets back, it will be gone? Why even get a shit at all?

Sooooooo….Friday was a waste. I am still acting for this group until officially September 15 (with possible extensions). Of course, I have training to go to the 7th through the 15th. And the 18th through the 21st I will be at another manager conference. This one is out of town and da Missus is going with me. da Twinsies are not!!!!!!

WOOOOHOOOOO to ROAD TRIPS!!!!!!!!! 

For those that are here for stories of da Twinsies, not today.

For those who want tales of kink or eroticism, move on.

For those who want my view on the world,  come back later.

Today is my day to say FUCK OFF TO THE RAT BASTARDS.

FUCK OFF TO THE BASTARD WHO BROKE INTO MY CAR

FUCK OFF TO THE BASTARDS AT DALLAS PD WHO SAID "Not much we can do, at least the car is still there" 

FUCK OFF TO THE BASTARDS WHO CHARGE $5 A DAY TO PARK AND WILL NOT WATCH THE LOT

FUCK OFF TO THE BASTARD WHO CANNOT GET PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION TO WHERE I LIVE

FUCK OFF TO THE BASTARDS WHO REFUSE TO FIND PARKING FOR THEIR EMPLOYEES AND MAKE THEM DRIVE DOWNTOWN. (No, giving me a free public tranportation pass does NOT help, trains and buses don’t come this way.  

FUCK OFF TO THE BASTARDS WHO CANNOT EVEN GIVE EMPLOYEES A SAFE OR LOW COST PLACE TO PARK.

FUCK OFF TO THE RAT BASTARDS WHO LET ALL THE EXECUTIVES IN THE NORTH OFFICE PAY FOR FREE IN THE SAFE AREA OF TOWN, BUT THE GRUNTS HAVE TO WORK IN DOWNTOWN, AFTER-HOURS< AND PAY OUT THE ASS 

FUCK OFF TO THE BASTARDS. 

Yes, I am a mall rat. I am ashamed to admit it, but it is true. I spent saturday afternoon cruising the mall with da twinsies.

Found a great recipe though.

    1) Take one double stroller   

    2) Add two gorgeous 3 year olds

    3) Add chocolate chip cookies to twinsies

   4) Walk around maal as the cuteness percolates.

I swear, if I was out at the mall, "working"…..I could have had 3 dozen phone numbers. I felt like I was attractive or something the way the girls were hitting on me. It was nice

Well, it is official, my promotion at work is happening.

YAY ME!!!!  

SUCK TO BE ME!!!!!

I have to wear a watch now.

I got my medications filled while at the mall. Ummm…..No, not at the drug store, but by a girl I know there. She keeps me hooked up.

No, the Dr. did not prescibe them.

WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS????

HEY??? WHAT IS THIS??? 

OK, I admit it, I am a junkie.

I need my CHOCOLATE COVERED ESPRESSO BEANS!!!!!!!

I think they are illegal in 39 different states and mexico, but WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!

More later. 

First I would like to apoligize for not posting recently. Plenty to say, but limited computer time and recent work activities have kept me from not being able to sit and wake the muse of my mind.

Plenty to Blog about.

Work

Twin

da Missus 

Hopefully, I will have time this weekend to post, and hopefully, that time will be when I feel like writing.

Hey Sweetie…..You

Sultry

Musky

Electric

Luscious

Lover

Delicious!!!!!

Hey Wife…..

Would you like have a …

Discreet

            Assault with

                                    No

            Clothing to

Encumber???