Code Name D.A.D. … Defeat Anger Daily

Wife woke up early and told me to go take nap early (for us) this morning. Kids actually went to sleep for a nap.

Got woken up for a mid day quicky.

Is there a better way to start the day??? 

I am having trouble with da Twinsies this morning, and I do not know if it is them or me. I think it is me. They just seem to be passivly belligerant. I tell them to do something and they look at me like they do not understand. I tell them to leave an area and they take as lllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg as they can to leave.

I just dumped them both in the tub say I could get MY patience under control. 

First time in 2 years I get to go hunting.

I have an awesome wife.

She lets me date. She lets me leave for the weekend.  

Wait ……What does she have planned?????? 

What is a BOYFRIEND????

What is a GIRLFRIEND????

What is a Fuck Buddy????

What is a "Friend with benefits"????

Where are the lines drawns?????

When do they cross????

When should the BoyGirlfriend get jealous of the fuck buddy or the friend with benefits?????

            My dear In-laws have done it again. Since early this year, they have been promising to take da Twins for anywhere from two weeks to month. This has been set up for this October for at least 3 months.

            Today, my mother-in-law informs da Missus that their cars tires are not in perfect shape and they cannot meet da Missus at the predetermined half way point. If da Missus was willing to drive ALL THE WAY to Mississippi, the In-laws would keep them for a week, but we would then have to pick the up the very next weekend.  10 hour drive to da Missus’s hometown. 10 hours drive back. One week later do it all over again.

            Fuck you very much.

            3 birthdays. Attended none.

            3 Christmases. Attended One. We went there for one. No plans for any others

            3 Thanksgivings. Attended None.

            Guilt trips for us not driving out there more often. PLENTY.

            Promises to come visit us more often. More than I can count.

            Yes, I am pissed.

I have not worn my wedding ring in two months. I took it off to shower, put it away and just did  not put it back on again.

Now that I am out there on the prowl again, I am wearing it again.

Interesting….

Comments?????

Thoughts???? 

Accidentally deleted a post. Some post will be out of order due to changing time on Blog. Did not mean to delete post. May repost it later.

Last Night …..

            I called in sick

            I put the kids to bed         

            I stayed home from work to be with my wife

            I planned on a romantic evening between her and myself 

            I ended up watching a football game cuz she deciding to look for new ringtones for her phone

 Where did last night go? Should I have been more clear in my intentions?