Code Name D.A.D. … Defeat Anger Daily

STILL NEED COMMENTS ON THIS !!! 

1. My biggest sexual turn on is Eyes. And a Nice Ass. But if you have the eyes, you have me.  da Missus has some AWESOME eyes.

2. On a scale of 1-10, how jealous do you get (have you gotten)? 2. I always figured if someone out there can make her happier, I would rather her be happy with them.

3. Have you ever had sex with someone you work(ed) with? Any negative consequences? Yes, but were / are married. Am still awaiting the at work sex thing.

4. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep? I am a guy, therefore  I am asleep. But I do like a cuddle 

5. Which is more important of the two in "chemisty," physical attractiveness or sexual performance? Performance. It is ALL about the ability.

Bonus (as in optional): What kind of birth control do you use? Now, wife is fixed. In the past it was always rubbers.

When is Virginity lost? In my old fashion, Beaver Cleaver upbringing, it was real simple. When a penis first entered a vagina, you were no longer a virgin. When a vagina first received a penis, she was no longer a virgin. Oral, hand jobs, or anything that did not meet the above criteria did not count as losing ones virginity. 

But …

When would a true lesbian be considered to lose her virginity if she had never been with a man? Would it be the first time she was fingered by another lesbian? The first time she received cunnilingus? The first time she received a dildo or vibrator? Would that make it possible to lose ones virginity by themselves? Would the vibrator or dildo have to be controlled by another? Would it need to be a strap on??

What about a gay man? Would he have to receive or give anal sex? If that was the case, there are lots of men out there who are getting lucky a lot more often than I can dream of, but could still be considered to be “virgins”

Or is the whole idea of virginity a dead concept any way??? I knew a young lady in collage who walked down the aisle to be married and was firmly convinced she was still a virgin, because no man (or woman, I assume) ever penetrated her vagina. Now, this same girl gave regular blow jobs. She had done anal with a few guys I knew, and she even was seen once giving one guy a hand job while sucking another. I have no idea how many guys she had satisfied in numerous different ways, but it could fill at least a small bus. However, based on my definitions, she was still a virgin. (No, she never did me. I was her "buddy" she told things to)

da Missus hypothesized that the first time another person brings you to orgasm, you are no longer a virgin. WOW!!! Based on that definition, I lost my virginity at age 15. How depressing seeing how my pants never got unzipped.

What is YOUR definition of virginity lost? Is it the same for a lesbian as for a straight woman? Is it the same for a gay man versus a straight man? Does Oral count? 

Please comment. I would love to know your thoughts. No fights please. Pass the word. Discuss with your friends and send me their thoughts also.

A friend and I were talking about weddings at work

Friend: I guess I have not been to a wedding since "Co-Worker A" and Co-Worker B" got Married and that was about 8 years ago.

D.A.D : You know, now that I think about it, neither have I

LONG, LONG PAUSE

Friend: You mean, another wedding  other than your own

D.A.D.: Oh yeah, I forgot about that one….. 

1. Without looking it up, do you know what polyamorous means? Yup

2. Now that you have looked it up, do you believe polyamory is possible? I am in one

3. Do you regret any past sexual partner, sexual liaison or missed opportunity for one? No regrets on what I have done, just what I have missed

4. Have you had sex with a virgin after you lost your viginity? Nope

5. What is your favorite sexual position? If different, which one do you enjoy the most? Depends on the moments. Usually, her on top

Bonus (as in optional): Where did you most public "sexual" act take place and what was it? There were three. Joe Poole Lake on a Saturday afternoon in the swimming area. In a hot tub that was in a public swimming area at my apartment on a Saturday afternoon. Got a hand job in a movie theater

While da Twinsies were watching Fairy Oddparents this morning the following conversation took place.

da Missus : You know, Wanda (Character on Cartoon)there is looking kind of hot

D.A.D : ***Confused, scared look at da Missus***

da Missus : No, look at her in the French Maid uniform, she is looking GOOD

D.A.D. : ***TOTALLY FRIGHTEN LOOK at da Missus***

da Missus :  Oh, Shut up, Jello boy