Code Name D.A.D. … Defeat Anger Daily

And the sentence says …

I saw this on blog and it looked like fun ….Until I did it.

The book is a national government worker contract. I hate the book. This is why I should not read blogs @ work.

 Happy Boxing Day!!!

1. What is your all-time favorite gift (whether given or received by you)? My first PDA

2. Where was the first place you ever passionately kissed? WOW….You would think that is something that I would remember

3. Where was the first place you ever had sex? ROAD TRIP!!! Some Cheap hotel in…Damn…Where were we????? Again, something you think I would remember. Alpine???

4. Have you ever had sex in your parent’s home?Yup

5. Have you ever met anyone in person that you met via your blog? Have you ever kissed anyone you met via your blog? Have you ever done more? No, No and No. I’m not sure I have enough readers for that to happen.

Bonus (as in optional): Since it is the last TMI Tuesday of the year volunteer some TMI. Before the end of the year, I plan to be pirced…;)

I am off to visit the in laws…..Be back after Christmas

Everyone, have a merry Christmas and may you and your family be blessed 

1. Is it better to give or receive? Cannot answer that one … Giving leads to receiving which leads to giving which leads to …etc. etc. etc.
2. What is the most sensitive part on a man/woman’s body? Her … G-Spot. Once you find that, the rest is easy / His area right past the balls but before the anus. Kiss on me there, and I AM YOURS FOREVER
3. What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you during sex? (Queefed? Family walked in? Couldn’t get it up?) Would have to say my son yelling, "Daddy STOP. Momma is too Loud!!!!!"
4. Do you like to talk dirty during sex? How dirty does it get? Example! Sorry, I don’t.
5. What do you really want for Christmas? Vibrator? Spanking? Probably same thing every guy wants. A wake up blowjob.

Bonus (as in optional): How often do you masturbate? Masturbate for Peace lmao! Twice, maybe three times a week at best. Would do it MUCH more, but cannot with work and family obligations. Two little children running around can be inhibiting.

Today, I left messages on myspace profiles, just to see what would happen.

Will they visit????

Will they comments???? 

Stolen From Oblivion 

[A is for age]: 34 (For just less than 3 more weeks)

[B is for beer of choice]: Miller High Life when Broke, Shiner Blond when I can afford it

[C is for career]: Customer Service Front-line Management

[D is for favorite Drink]: Dr Pepper

[E is for Essential item you use everyday]:MY COMPUTER

[F is for Favorite song at the moment]: HHHmmmm….Depends on the Mood I guess SRV’s "Life by the Drop"

[G is for favorite Game]: POKER

[I is for Instruments you play]: Used to play Tuba, I am now trying to remember how to play the electric Bass

[J is for favorite Juice]: OJ

[K is for Kids]: Two kids living. B/G Twins who turn 4 next month

[L is for last kiss]: 3 minutes ago from my little Girl. "Adult TYPE Kiss" Been a few days, maybe a week

[M is for marriage]: 6 Years, next month

[N is for full Name]: AWV…….Just call me Tigger though

[O is for Overnight hosp stays]: Wow…Very few considering. Last one for MYSELF was back in 1985

[P is for phobias]: Claustrophobia

[Q is for quote]: "Beer is proof God love us and wants us to be Happy." Ben Franklin

[R is for biggest Regret]: Regrets???? Prolly accepting my current promotion

[S is for sports]: Football. Baseball. Hockey. 

baskettball. ALL OF THEM 

[T is for Time you wake up]: When my son wakes us. Usually aroud 7 am to 7:30

[U is for color underwear]: Blue Boxer Brief at the moment

[V is for Vegetable you love]: Not big on the Veggies, but I do love Brussell Sprouts.

[W is for Worst Habit]: Smoking. And that is to end VERY soon.

[X is for X-rays you’ve had]: Wow…None for a long long time. LOL…..15 - 20 years ago I think I was getting them monthly. Joys of a high school almost Jock

[Y is for Yummy food you make]: I am slowly learning to cook. I have a calzone which is pretty good. And I can make a couple of different Choccy Cheesecakes that will make ya wet your pants

[Z is for zodiac sign]: Capricorn.

(Set Scene…da Missus on her computer. Me on mine. Her doing her thing, me doing mine and then …)

da Missus : Technically, she wasn’t a hooker when we had sex

D.A.D. : ***SILIENCE***

da Missus : SHUT UP … SHE WASN’T

 Why do people think communication is GOOD for a relationship ???

***Stolen From Stiletto Diaries***

ADD UP YOUR FINE (If I did once, One fine. If I Did it 100 times, STILL ONLY 1 FINE)

MY FINE = $845

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican — $20
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $5
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Feel free to re-post with your own dollar amount

I password posts for different reasons.

Some are just for me. Some are for a few select. 

Some are passwords so those close do not see in, but the stranger is allowed to see all.

Some are Password for just the opposite reason. 

Ask, I May tell 

Have you…

1. Ever had your toes sucked on? Nope
2. Ever had a hickey… sexy or trashy? Why? Both, Trashy if blatent and obvious, but Sexy if done with true passion
3. Ever stolen from a store? If so, what? Yes, The usual. Gum, Candy, Soda
4. Ever got a speeding ticket? If so, how many? Yes …. PLENTY, but none in a long time
5. Ever faked an orgasm? Nope, But I have said, "I’m Done. I’m tired. It ain’t happening. Can I go to sleep now?"