1. Have you ever had sex in a friend’s house/apartment/car/whatever… but not with that friend? Does your friend know? Yes…..And most of them know. But not all
2. Have you ever sat at your computer naked? Yes, but not as much since we have the kids, but occasionally
3. If you are sure you WOULD get caught, is there anyone (known personally, celebrity, fictional character) you’d cheat with? Well, I would do……Oh wait, this isn’t a list……YES 
4. Have you ever photocopied a body part? Yes. And I will not say anymore
5. Just how rigid are your standards: Is there anyone out there (say, a celebrity), that you’d do, just to say you scored? (We aren’t talking a dreamy celebrity i.e. Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston; we are talking Mick Jagger, Dick Chenney, or the Queen of England.) Interesting concept. I don’t think so, but ….
6. Have you ever contacted a “lost love” years later? Yes, and I am still wondering why
7. What was the worst thing your SO ever caught you doing? What was the worst thing your parents ever caught you doing? Did you ever do either of those things again? SO found out about me cheating and I had not told her for months. Used to lie to my parents regularly. Dad walked in on me jacking off once. 
8. What is the shortest period of time you’ve ever gone between sex with two different sexual partners in separate sessions (that means threesomes don’t count unless they are separate threesomes)? Let see, had a threesome that included da Missus where we left the third party sleeping once. Not sure if that counts. Otherwise, less than a day, but more than 4 hours.
NEW #9 … Besides the usual (lingerie, sexy shoes, etc.), what’s the sexiest thing your SO can wear? She has this pair of boots that she rarely wears, but when she does….
10. Have you ever masturbated with a house hold object (other than a sex toy)? If so what? NO……And the Apple Pie thing really kind of weirds me out…
Bonus (as in optional): For you girls out there…what size boobs do you have? For you guys, how many inches are you packing? Ummm…..Never Measured….But just might tonight