Code Name D.A.D. … Defeat Anger Daily

WOW…..

A few nights ago I had an experience that was so intense I cannot even BEGIN to write about it.

Sadly (in a way) it did not actively involve da Missus 

Yes, da Missus knows about it.

Actually, da Missus set it up.

I believe I have a mistress. Or that she has me I guess would be more accurate!!!!!!

SHE and I have begun negotiations and will continue these negotiations. But there are also negotiations going on between me and da Missus, since this is my first GF in a marriage.

The negative???? da Mistress and da  Missus are great and close friends.

The positive???? da Mistress and da  Missus are great and close friends.

I think I have entered the DANGER ZONE 

OK, you have been warned. If anything that you read from here on upsets you, it is NOT my fault. You have chosen to continue…….

I knew I should never start…

 I knew that it would become an obsession…

And now it is an addiction.

SudoKu 

So…..I asked Jeannie to do me, but she sent me an interview instead….

1 - Do you have any really special skill or talent that you think the world should know about? Not that I can think of. I can fill out Tax forms, does that count? I guess I know a little about a lot, but not much about anyone thing

2 - What is your fantasy vacation? A tent, a motorcycle, a backpack full of books and constanly willing partner to join me. Riding all the classic historical highways. The A1A, The PCH, Route 66…..

3 - If I gave you enough money to do any one completely frivolous thing - what would you do? Easiest question of the bunch. I would buy a new motorcycle.

4 - What is something that you dislike about yourself? 2 things and that wrap into one in so many ways. 1) My non-confrontational attitude. 2) And this one is also one of my greatest strengths, but is also what I hate most……My wanting to please those close to me. With 1) & 2) combined….I get treated like shit a lot. But I am working on both of those things.

5 - Who is your greatest inspiration and why? Another easy one…….MY twins. TO have fought the battles that they had to fight just to survive and to not only WIN and make it out of the NICU alive, but now the way they thrive. They are so smart, so full of life….I am daily in Awe of them. And in mays she and many others will never understand….da Missus is also and inspiration.

1. Leave me a comment saying “Do me TIGGER” or “Interview me baby”

2. I’ll respond by commenting back on your blog with your five questions. I get to pick the questions.

3. You will then update your blog with a post containing your the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

 1. Leather, lace or silk? Wow, what a fun question!!! Can I say all of the above? Depending on the mood/person/situation. Leather has a place and time. Lace probably has the best visual appeal for me to see, but I LOVE the feel of a partner wearing silk.

2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones? Nah, I found this REALLY cool thing called the "internet". It has free porn EVERYWHERE

3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)? Tub Yes / Pool  Yes / Lake Yes / Ocean Not yet, but looking for someone to volenteer

4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.  Due to my own issues right now, I am going to skip this one

5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can’t think of what an "other" might be)? I lost my virginity because I set out specifically to loose my virginity.

1. What’s the sexiest type of underwear? I have always enjoyed seeing a lady in the classic corset, garter belt and hose.
2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex? Gee, isn’t that what buying dinner and paying for the movie is all about? Isn’t that what marriage is? But in the traditional sense of the question, no
3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care? I do NOT like hairy women
4. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen featured in pornography? The whole midget porn thing freaks me out!!!!!
5. What’s worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"? Not enough is always worse than too much. Is there too much??? Right now I say no, but there was a time when 2 to 3 times a day EVERY DAY was wearing me out. But now that I am getting none so I say BRING IT BACK!!!!!….lol

Bonus: What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught? Nope……..Gotta have SOME secrets…..

Sunday …

A) The whole family got up together. I went outside to mow the yard, while da Missus worked in her garden area and cleaning up the porch. She also watched da Twinsies so I did not mow over them. Once the lawn work was done, we cleaned up the area around the garage and then even cleaned the garage out.

We came inside and cooled off. da Missus went to buy groceries, I went and got us lunch. We ate. I set up a tent for da Twinsies to play in. I later fed them dinner and put them to bed.

She then went out to visit some friends and did not get back until after I fell asleep. She called just to tell me she loved me and to make sure I was doing ok before I fell asleep.

It was an awesome day.

OR…

Sunday …

B) The whole family got up together. I went outside to mow the yard, while da Missus watched da Twinsies so I did not mow over them. Once the lawn work was done, we cleaned up the area around the garage and then even cleaned the garage out. She helped out just so she would not feel guilty as she chose her friends over her family later that evening.

We came inside and cooled off. I went out to get everyone lunch, while da Missus took a bath. Once her bath was finished, she left me with da Twinsies again so she could go grocery shop. She got back from the grocery store, unloaded the car and then ran off to go screw her boyfriend, leaving me alone to put da Twinsies to bed.

She then called and woke me up just to rub it in that she was about to get fuck by someone else.

It was a horrible day.

 The executive board in my head fought, debated and argued with this one all night. Once it was finally put to a vote, it was realized that only a very small percentage felt that Option “B” was correct, but that small percentage was very vocal and had been in control for a long time. Option A) was finally voted on by over 85% of the board.

Isn’t that how decisions are made in anyone else’s mind? Or do I need to discuss getting on antipsychotic medication??????

BTW….Depression is gone, which is facinating with the epiphany that I had this morning after da Missus and I talked until dawn. Will discuss later as I come to grips with it.

Damn that was nice.

But the point of this post, is to discuss a conversation one of my best friends and I had this evening. He has been my sounding board and the brunt of a lot of the "fall" I had taken to the nothing I had become.

While he knows of this blog he does not read it often as far as I am aware. But I look at some comments that I made during out chat, explaining the resurection that I have had…

Chat as follows……

D.A.D. : And the best part is to tell her to fuck off and not care about how she feels about it
da Friend: it’s liberating….
D.A.D.: Damn near Orgasmic

Is it wrong of me to think of it that way????  

I’m not crazy, I’ve just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!

Well, I worked myself into a funk last night. Woke up in a mire. Went to work and it just got worse and worse. I just told da Missus that I was not going to be doing much talking to her, because of my mood and I was not fit to solicialize. Hell, I am beginning to quit talking to myself because I am such an asshole.

 On the other hand, I am now worrying about my sexuality. Can ya’ll tell me what movie the above quote is from????

 Wait…..Never mind….I am not gay……Here is how I know…..

All gay men have track lightin’. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.