Code Name D.A.D. … Defeat Anger Daily :: October

October 31, 2007

Feeble Attempt @ a Return

Sample One

I am sweating. My ear are red and there are tears streaming down my face.

Sample Two

I have lost feeling in my tongue and lips. My hands are shaking.

Sample Three

I am losing control of my bodily function. The world is spinning. My teeth are melting out of my jaw. There is blood dripping from my ears.

Sample Four

EPA and Hazard waste have arrive at my neighborhood and are evacuating this as a possible fallout zone

Final Product….

PERFECTION~~~~~~~~

I love a good bowl of home made chili

Wait….Did I out enough Habeneros in this, and where are those Scotch Bonnetts?????

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October 28, 2007

Later days

Filed under: Finding Myself

I am slowly falling into a serious funk due to many different reasons. Will probably not be blogging.

Besides, I have discovered next to nobody reads my shit anyway.

I may be back, I may not.

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In a really bad mood

Filed under: da EX*Missus, da Twinsies, Work, Entertainment, Family, Dating, Finding Myself

Ever feel like a god damn leper????

Yeah, me too

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October 18, 2007

Conversation in my house

Filed under: da Twinsies

It is bedtime. I am putting da Boy down for bed. We have read our bedtime story but he is not ready for me to leave…

da Boy : Daddy, sing me a song

D.A.D. : What do you want me to sing?

da Boy : By Tiny Buffalo

D.A.D. : What?????

da Boy : A song by Tiny Buffalo

D.A.D. : Who??

da Boy : DDDDaaaaaddddddddddddyyyyy……. You know…..The Mama Mama Water song……By Tiny Buffalo!!!!!!

D.A.D. : I have NO idea what you are talking about, son.

da Boy : Yes you do….Mama Mama Water…..Mama Mama water…..By Teeny Buffalo

Light bulb FINALLY coming on

D.A.D. OOOOhhhhhh…….Leaves the room singing a Pirate Looks at 40 by Jimmy Buffet

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October 16, 2007

TMI Tuesday #105

Filed under: TMI Tuesday

See the HUGE TMI catch up below…..

1. What was the first movie you saw on a date? Lady and the Tramp

2. Who was the first person you kissed on a date? [First name is fine.] Her name was Shasta

3. Where was the first place you ever "parked" (on a date)? A little hidden corner of Colleyville, Tx

4. Have you ever gone on a date with someone you met via the internet? If not, would you? Yes, more than one actually

5. What is the most romantic thing you have done on a first date? Silly and old fashion as it sounds, the date itself was nothing more than a dinner and a movie and us going out to the lake to talk. We ended up talking and watching the sun come up.

Bonus (as in optional):Describe the best date you have ever been on. Luckily, this happens to be the first date I went on with da Missus, so me telling about it will not get me in trouble with her. After chatting online for 6 months, we met in a hotel room in Little Rock. We went to the Zoo and out to eat a couple of time. Yes, the bulk of the weekend was spent having sex, but even during the non sex parts was the best times I have ever spent with someone. Of course, the trip to the Zoo was hilarious. The people wandering around the zoo were MUCH more entertaining than the animals. There are some FUNNY LOOKING PEOPLE in Little Rock Arkansas.

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Thoughts…..

Filed under: Entertainment, Sex, Dating, Finding Myself

No this is NOT happening in my life. I justwant everyone’s thoughts…..

What is worse? Your partner / boyfriend / girlfriend / spouse dating some one exclusive behind your back for an extended period of time, or your partner / boyfriend / girlfriend / spouse having numberous one night stands in the same period of time??????

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October 15, 2007

Thoughts …

Filed under: da EX*Missus, Sex, Dating, Finding Myself

I love racquetball. I truly love the game. I love the speed of it. The intensity of it. The whole game. I love the one on one aspect of it.

However, It is next to impossible for me to find someone to play the game with. It took me forever to figure out why.

I looked over the whole situation and finally figured it out.

You see, I would find a partner to play racquetball for a while, but in time, due to one reason or another they would stop being able to play with me. A lot of times it had to do with their schedule, dating / significant other, kids, work or what have you. But then I would see them at the court, again, but they would be playing sets with someone else.

As I look back it is all so clear.

I SUCK at racquetball!!!! WOW, that was easy. I mean, who wants to play the game with someone who does not know what they are doing? The game is not any fun at that point. You might as well just go onto the court and smash the ball around to yourself than play with someone who has no clue, tight????

So now I have to decide what to do.

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October 11, 2007

BULK TMI

Filed under: TMI Tuesday

1. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep? I prefer to cuddle.
2. Have you ever fake orgasms? Nope
3. In any 24 hour period, what is the most number of time you have ever had sex? 10 or 12
4. Have you ever had sex or give/received oral sex while you were driving a car? Yup
5. What do you think the average number of sexual partners your sex has in their lifetime (so for me a male)? Do you think most people lie when asked? Some have 1 some have 100’s. Cannot say
Bonus (as in optional):Can men and women be "just friends?" (Explain) Yes, some people just do not have that spark.

As always, answer in comments or link us to your blog. Feel free to expand on your answers past "yes" and "no." Happy TMI everyone

10.02.2007

TMI Tuesday #103

1. Early bird or night owl? Night Owl
2. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking? I am already smart, I would like to try good looking
3. Do you gossip? Isn’t that what blgging is????
4. On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) 8
5. On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser do you think you are? ( ditto ) 4

Bonus (as in optional):What do you consider the biggest turn on out of the following? a) lingerie b) movies c) toys d) role playing e) leather f) none of this does anything for me Lingerie!!!!!!!

9.25.2007

TMI Tuesday #102

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school? Her name was Megan Thomas. She moved after 3rd grade.
2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why? I always liked Fozzie the bear
3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge] Eww…..NONE
4. How did you first find the g-spot? Accident a few times, thing Coaching….THANK AmyElle
5. What is the best costume you’ve ever worn? Pirate outfit….

Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society? Both, Neither. It just IS. It is what the people make of it and make it

9.17.2007

TMI Tuesday #101

1. What is one thing a your significant other could do to you to rock your world? There are so many things. Right now, a non-asked for. Noquestions ask, no need to return the favor Blowjob. Damn she is good at those.
2. Which super power (ability to turn invisible, ability to read people’s thoughts, or invulnerability) would you take and why? Right now, I want to be invulnerable. Especially to emotional pain.
3. Would you rather be tied up or tie someone else up? Why? Both, all depends on parner mood and moment.
4. What is your best physical and non physical asset? LMAO….Right now, I am not sure I have one of either.
5. If they were naming new Dwarves beyond the seven what would your name be and why? Let see….I am going to have fun with this. The new Dwarves…Kinky, Leather, Chains, Lace, Swallow, Tongue and LongOne. I want to be…..KINKY

Bonus: What’s the most embarrassing thing you ever bought? Beleive it or not, I still would get embarressed buying pads / tampons. Thany Gawd da Missus had a hystrectomy

As always, answer in comments or link us to your blog. Feel free to expand on your answers past "yes" and "no." Happy TMI everyone

9.11.2007

TMI Tuesday #100

In honor of the reaching the century mark (and since I don’t think any of the current players were around at the beginning), I have pulled some questions from the early days.

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex? Moody Hall, Tarleton State University.
2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls) They say it doesn’t but ….
3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment? Yup!!!!!!!
4. Ever been skinny dipping? Yup
5. Top or bottom? BOTH

Bonus: Where were you September 11, 2001? What were you doing when you first heard about the twin towers? Sleeping in my old Apartment. Phone would NOT stop ringing everyone trying to tell us.

Happy TMI everyone

[Edit: I forget this little bit of encouragement ‘As always, answer in comments or link us to your blog. Feel free to expand on your answers past "yes" and "no."’ and some folks finally play in the comments section. Thanks and others please feel free to join in.]

9.04.2007

TMI Tuesday #99

1. What did you eat for dinner yesterday? No Clue
2. How much cash is in your purse/wallet right now? None
3. What have you done to avoid being flirted with by someone you didn’t like? Avoided them like the plague
4. Do you believe the theory "Once a cheater always a cheater"? No
5. Describe your sex life in two words. Gonna skip this one

Bonus (as in optional): Would you/have you ever paid money for sex? Never have, but thought about it

8.28.2007

TMI Tuesday #98

1. What is the best relationship advice you’ve ever received? Hey, just because you are fucking her does not mean you have to fall in love with her
2. How many people have you dated at once? Dated? 2. How many people do you think it is acceptable to date at once? No clue
3. What made your worst kiss so bad? A combination of bad breath and a seeming lavk of interest. Her tongue just went into my mouth and laid there.
4. Can a relationship last if the sex is bad? Well, mine have lasted a while, and I know I am bad
5. What one thing would you like your partner to do every time you have sex with them? I always want to receive oral action

Bonus (as in optional): What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Desperation? Pity? I guess I have none.

Happy TMI to all!

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Wet Wednesday….En Mass

Filed under: Wet Wednesday

1. how thin is TOO thin for you in a lover? is it someone like kate bosworth, posh spice, or mark anthony? It’s Funny, what I look at versus what I chase. I think Nicole Kidman is the hottest thing in the world to look at, but to actual be with, I like them to be on the plump side.
2. how ‘large’ is too big for you in a lover? (i’m not going to list any names as terms like large, overweight, and big are all part of individual taste - but feel free to list celeb names, etc.) I have no clue, so much of the turn on is attitude.

3. if you were to get a new lover and this weekend was your first time having sex with them. how would you feel about them seeing you nude? is a look in the mirror in the buff cringe-worthy, or are you lookin’ pretty damn good? I am looking better than I have in years, but all I still see is I am too fat.

29 August 2007

ww#40 … emotional.

as a family member of a paranoid schizophrenic, please note that i am not calling anyone ‘crazy’ or demeaning them by talking about mental illness or physical disability in this week’s ww. i’ve lived through the pain of mental illness, as well as experienced its immeasurable joys…

1. have you ever dated someone or had a lover who had an emotional or mental disorder? how did that work out? if you haven’t dated anyone with an emotional/mental disorder, would you? I think that EVERYONE I have dated has had an emotional disorder.

2. have you ever dated someone/took a lover who had a physical disability? what, if anything, did you do differently to accommodate them sexually? if you have never dated anyone with a physical disability, would you? (remember - we’re not judging; some people are unable to handle a lover with a disability, and that’s a personal choice!) I am married to someone with a physical disorder. Fibromyalgia. Only thing it has done is limit contact at times.

3. do you have mood swings (hormonal or otherwise) that affect your relationship? if not, have you dated someone who "swung pretty hard"? Oh hell yes. I can be seriously moody. I try to keep t in check but that just makes everyone around me know I am in a bad mood because I am so quiet. And once again, I think nearly everyone I have dated has had serious mood swings. Maybe I attrat them. Who knows????

21 August 2007

ww#39

1. i was looking at the responses to a question on popsugar.com, where 90% of women had never had a one-night stand. have you ever had a one-night stand? did you see that person again? Yes, I have. And we saw each other socially for a whiule and never could get the timing right to hook up again.

2. what is the strangest or non-traditional place you’ve had sex? Middle of a collage stadium football field or Joe Poole lake in the middle of a Saturday afternnon on a holiday weekend. LOTS of people around.

3. is there something non-traditional (spanking, bukkake, bondage, midget porn, foot fetish, etc.) that turns you on? what is it, and have you had anyone freak out on you due to the fact that it turned you on? I like pain. Only a very few have know that and one was my Mistriss for a while

08 August 2007

w.w.#38 - timing.

1. what’s the shortest amount of time you’ve ever had sex (with a partner, that is)? It was so quick I am afraid that you would need nanoi seconds to time it

2. what’s the longest amount of time you’ve ever had sex? I once had an entire 3 day weekend of nothing but sex

3. what’s the longest you’ve gone without sex? 18 months

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October 9, 2007

Random Thoughts … Getting on Thought Provoking on Ya’ll

Filed under: Uncategorized

I know I should not do this, but I am going to talk on something i have no first hand knowledge of, and will probably never get the first hand knowledge of. Oh well.
Currently on CBS, there is a show called “Kid Nation”. And what the network has done, is dropped 40 or so children, ages 8-15 in a deserted town to create the own “Nation.” They make the rules.

Needless to say people are absolutely SHOCK at the things that are going on. On of the girls refuses to work due to the fact that she has never had to work in the real world. One of the girls has decided that she does not make enough “money” in her “job”, so she is now dancing in the streets to earn money.

This is entertainment? This is what people are watching? This is supposed to be shocking?

And I heard people talking at work about this show…. “Can you believe children are acting like that???”

A little girl who has never had to work and now is not working and is telling the world to “Deal with it”

A little girl who is not making enough money so she starts dancing on the streets for more

Sounds like one is Paris Hilton and the other is 90% of the prostitutes out there to me.

I guess the thing that really fascinates me is that how people are shocked by what is going on. Do they not read the papers everyday? Do they not see that these children are doing the same things that every one of us do and see in real life?

Anyone out there ever HEARD of Lord of the Flies by William Golding? If not, here is a quick plot synopsis. It does not do ANY justice to the actual novel. Bunch of British Kids get shot down during the war and are stranded on an island with no adults. They decide to make a great land of their own. A land nothing like the one they just left. Soon everything falls apart as there are power struggles, outside agendas and reality set in. Everything falls apart from the perfect little world they were going to set up.
(UPI ARTICLE) A psychologist (Dr Greg Steinberg) states about the show “"Children do not have the cognitive abilities to grasp discipline, hard work, and integrity," Steinberg said in a statement.”Without parents to guide them down the right path, we would see tragic consequences with bullying turning into more savagery and lack of discipline turning into to utter chaos." (Continued from the UPI article) If the adults disappeared and the reality show experiment continued, the results could be as stark and violent as the conclusion of William Golding’s book.
To me, it sounds like the results are already happening. Dr Steinberg, I have to ask, do you or have you ever actually worked in an office setting? Do you ever go outside your office and see the real world? These kids are already doing what happens everyday. Not enough money? Go dance on the street. Have a privileged life? Don’t want to work; no one can make you and you really don’t have to. This is sadly what has become of our world.
"Children do not have the cognitive abilities to grasp discipline, hard work, and integrity," Who says that the parents have this ability either?

”Without parents to guide them down the right path, we would see tragic consequences with bullying turning into more savagery and lack of discipline turning into to utter chaos." Dr. Steinberg, I am sorry sir, you need to walk into the streets of reality. These tragic consequences have already happened.

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