Code Name D.A.D. … Defeat Anger Daily

This may be my final post. I am slowly figuring out the system and they may kill me for it. But the truth must be known….

For years now the laundry detergent companies have been selling us and convincing us to buy their “super concentrated” detergents. But what they have been doing is still using the same size cups/caps on the top of their bottle. Now these super concentrated bottles are supposed to wash as many load as the old kind, but since we are using the same measuring cup/cap we as  always have, we end up pouring the same amount of detergent we always have. In other words, we use twice as much as we need. And the laundry detergent companies reap the profit of us the people who act as sheep using more detergent than is necessary.

There the secret is out. I have probably put myself on many government lists….or worse. The great Dr. Johnny Fever thought the Phone Police were bad, well I have just told the dark little secret that, if exposed could bring down the Laundry Empire that is secretly running our country.

Tomorrow….. I will tell all of the great Turkey Mind control the Government is using.

The Next day …. Explanations of how Wal-Mart is actually a form of environmental Acne

After that…..Why Blogging after 3 pots of Coffee is bad.

IF I am still free and alive……

The Truth exists; you just have to be wired/stoned to see it all

da Missus and I are watching TV, a commercial comes on for a show I want to see during the week….

 D.A.D. : Cool, you have to record that for me?

da Missus : What:

D.A.D. : Set the VCR so you can record that show!!!!

da Missus : I don’t know how to program that VCR. I don’t know how to do that anymore.  I am an adult now, I don’t understand that shit anymore

D.A.D. : ………

da Missus : Don’t worry da Twinsies are almost old enough to do it for us again 

What do you do when the fear of rejection (Or the fact of KNOWING that you will be rejected) finally overcomes the desire to succeed????

1) what are you and your partner’s sex rules when you are staying at a friend’s or relatives’ house? verboten? only if the kids (if applicable) are in another room? ok, if you promise to be quiet? oh, baby, that pumpkin pie really gets me going!? It all depends on the friends. Usually if the kids are in bed and we are in the mood it can happen.We do try and keep it quiet @ the parents though. Hell, with a lot of our friends it can and has turn into a group thing!!!

2) what are your sex rules when others are staying at your house? Mostly, Don’t let the kids see ya.

3) ever get caught (or catch someone else) doing the holiday nookie? Nope, not yet!!!!! And here is hoping for an opportunity to get caught tomorrow!!!!!!!! Are you reading this, da Missus???

Have a great, and safe, long weekend.

1. what’s the sexiest gesture a woman can make? Each woman has a different thing. For some it is a look, others it could be an action.

2. what are 3 inevitable things about you? Loyal to a fault @ times. Humour. I get left in the end

3. what do you want . . . . now? Stability and a blow job!!!!!! Sorry, could not resist.

4. what asset do you have besides the physical and the material? Sorry, I cannot come up with much right now. I guess the fact that I will stick with someone once I get close to them through it all. Oh yeah, and I make GREAT chocolate cheesecakes

5. describe a sexy mind. One that has a sense of humour, creative and non-inhibited. One who can have fun.

Bonus (as in optional):What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving? My kids, da Missus, my friends and family. I guess in the grand scheme of things I should say I am thankful to have a job, but the way I have been treated recently it is tough to remember that.

I have planted a seed. I wonder what it will grow into…….

There is a blog I read (and she reads here) who has decided that her marriage is over. And while I understand why she is leaving and I understand that it needs to be over, I am still sad. There is another blog I read who is totally miserable in his marriage, but will not end it.

 Anyone who has been reading this blog for very long, know da Missus and I have been through some serious ups and down. And we are just now getting on good footing. And I wonder why she and I can make it while so many others do not. Let see, what all have she and I been through since we have been together…

A Stillbirth

Preemie Twins

My Affair

Her Affair

Financial Problems

Lack of Communication

No Communication

Different Goals for the Marriage

Different Parenting Styles

And on top of all that, we have both been married before. We never went through a "dating" period. We met online. We spent a weekend together. A month later I went to her house and moved her three states away to move in with me. And now we are in an open relationship.

How have we survived??? I have no fucking clue. NONE. ZERO

The only thing I can say that has worked for us in that we have decided that we were going to stay together. And in the end, we can talk and communicate. And we slowly learn to compromise. Is it easy? Hell no. We have stayed together for many different reasons. And many times we stayed together for the wrong reasons. But we stayed together. And since we were together we are going to work it out.

It has not been easy. And it will continue to take a lot of work. But we are happy. And we continue to work at keeping everything together. She has made some major fuck ups, as have I. And we both admit to this, and we then do our damnest to move past it. Grudges kill relationships. As does not learning from one’s mistakes.

I know this has been a long damn blog for me, but, in a lot of ways a lot needed to be said. da Missus and I are no where near at the happiest we have ever been. We still need a lot of work to recover from where we were. But we are doing that. We are working. We are recovering.

And we will continue to make it, because we love each other, but more than that. We are friends. 

Boy, I sure typed a lot just to say to da Missus I LOVE YOU!!!!

i just spent the entire morning and part of the afternoon upgrading to leopard on my macbook. and my IT guy? DELICIOUS. unfortunately, he’s not on my menu.

1. is there someone that you work with that you have a ‘crush’ on …Yes or simply makes you drool? Yes…And they may or may not be the same person. 

 
2. at your job, is sexual banter the norm, or are all bawdy jokes strictly off-limits? What a hilarious question. Believe it or not….BOTH!!!!! Sexual banter is officially TOTALLY TOTALLY off limits, and still goes on ALL THE TIME!!!

3. have you ever "dipped your pen into the company inkwell," or have you learned that you would not "take a shit where you eat"? WOW….How do I answer this?? There was a certain someone who I once worked with who part of the reason we did not hook-up @ the time was due to us working together. That lead to extra exciement. Now she does not work there and we (I think) are on the verge of something special. Of course there was a different girl who I did NOT work with who came to visit me @ work and…I will always smile knowing what happened in that office.

1. Have you ever met a fellow blogger in person? Yup
2. Did you ever play an innocent game of "I’ll show you mine if you show me yours"? How old where you? I’m sure I did, but I don’t really remember it. I know once as a very young child I reached down a female friends shirt to "tell her belly button goodybe" I was about 3 or 4
3. When did you get your first not so innocent kiss? Summer of my 3rd grade year I think
3a.If your partners are no longer of the opposite sex, when did you get that first kiss?
4. Have you ever awoke with someone who’s name you did not remember? Not yet
5. Have you ever let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself? OMG YES!!!!! And it is a serious erotic experiance

Bonus (as in optional): What makes a great first date for you? Experiencing a connection both physical and mental with the other person

As always, answer in comments or link us to your blog. Feel free to expand on your answers past "yes" and "no." Happy TMI everyone

11.06.2007

TMI Tuesday #108 (Halloween Edition)

Thanks for all the reminders! Tuesday follows Monday for the second week in a row.

1. Do you believe in ghost? If so have you every seen one? Yes, and Yes
2. What’s the scariest movie you ever saw? The Ring
3. If you were given a house that was free would you accept it if it was haunted? Sure as long as I have a Super Quirter water gun with plenty of Holy Water in it
4. If you were given a house that was free would you accept it if the last person had been murdered in it? Sure…How often does lightening strike in the same place???
5. What was your most favorite costume you wore for Halloween? Pirate

Bonus (as in optional): What’s your most memorable Halloween memory? This one actually….

As always, answer in comments or link us to your blog. Feel free to expand on your answers past "yes" and "no." Happy TMI everyone

10.30.2007

TMI Tuesday #107 (Late edition)

Ack!!! I forgot it was going to be Tuesday.

1. If they kept stats of your sex life like they do in sports, what would you lead the league in? what all time record would you hold? Misfired???? Fastest Finish??? Not proud of either….

2. What song gets you in the mood to have sex? best music to fuck to? best music to make love to? Different Music for different Moods….I can Fuck OR Make love from anything from Jimmy Buffett to Metallica to George Straight to Fergie. All depends on my mood, my partner and the place.

3. Where is your favorite place to have sex in your house/apartment? Typically I would say in the bath / shower, but our at this house it just does not work. Other than that, I woulkd have to say in the living room

4. (girls) Have you sent or given your used panties to a guy? Do you know what happened to them? (guys) Have you taken/asked for a girls panties before? What did you do with them? (non-breeders) What is the protocol for this "tradition"? Yes……Kept them in a drawer.

5. What makes a kiss a great to you? The perfect mixture of hard and soft, passion, small amount of biting and lots of action

Bonus: Who pays for a date? If the girl asks a guy out, does she pay? If you are interested in same sex partners, how do you determine who pays? I am old fashion. I am the guy, I ask her out and I pay. If I cannot, pay I do not ask her out

 

As always, answer in comments or link us to your blog. Feel free to expand on your answers past "yes" and "no." Happy TMI everyone

10.23.2007

TMI Tuesday #106

1. What are your 7 favorite tactile things that turn you on? Sex (like oral, or penetrative) cannot be an answer. (Examples: silk, light tickling, etc). In no particular order 1. Biting 2. silk  3. scratching 4.  partial sensoty dreprivation (Blind folds, hear plugs etc) 5. watching 6. restraints 7. Nothing freaky though….LMAO
2. What are your non-genital errogenous zones and what do you like done to them? My ears, licked nibbled MMMMmmmmmmm
3. What sounds get you sexually charged? There is nothing more erotic than the sound of a woman orgasming…..
4. After losing your virginity, what is the longest you’ve gone without penetrative sex? 18+ months. I refer to that time as "The First Marriage"  ***SHUDDER***
5. What is your least favorite sexual position? Why don’t you like it? Her on top, facing away… Ummm…I just do not "bend" well for that position.

Bonus (as in optional):If you could sexually dominate or submit to 5 people - any 5, currently living or deceased - which 5 would it be?

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