Stories from the Book of Barogelmon
Barogelmon had a pet tiger and he and his tiger were inseperable. But since this was a tiger, for obvious reasons there were times and places that he could not take it places. He wanted to be with his tiger and the tiger missed him also. And Barogelmon had no interest in any other pets.
Now Barogelmon always loved animals of all kinds. Big ones, little ones and most animals liked him also. But he always tried to keep them at arms length. And they always belonged to someone else.
But it seemed that once he got his tiger, everywhere Barogelmon went there were strays and other animals following him around. When Barogelmon was looking for a pet, he could not find anything, and now that he has one that fits him so well, they seem to be everywhere.
He doesn’t want to reject any of these animals, but he knows he cannot take them all home. Nor does he even want to adopt any of them.
Odd how they all seem to want to be around when he has no interest in them
roflmao That is always how it happens. Remember when I first moved to Dallas? There were women calling all the time. Ignore them, and enjoy your tigress. You two have waited a long time for this chance.
Oh, and there is nothing wrong with telling the other pets that they had their turn. Sucks to be them.
Comment by Amy — August 12, 2009 @ 1:35 pm
suggestions for my new title…..
da exmiss
da exbitch
da mom
Comment by Amy — August 13, 2009 @ 8:51 am